Best blonde joke ever!!!!

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> A blonde calls  her boyfriend and says, 'Please come
> over here and help
> me. I have a killer  jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
> figure out how to get
> started.'
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> Her  boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when
> it's finished?'
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> The  blonde says, 'According to the picture on the
> box, it's a rooster.'
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> Her  boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> puzzle.
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> She lets him in  and shows him where she has the
> puzzle spread all over
> the table.
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> He  studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
> the box, then turns to
> her  and says,
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> 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
> to be  able to
> assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
> rooster.'
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> He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to
> relax.  Let's have a
> nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep
> sigh, .. . .  . .. .
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> 'Let's  put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'